Total Medals Earned: 559 (From 81 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,355 Points
Medals Earned: 10/19 (220/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Find the Squigly Fish!
You'll know it when you see it!
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (240/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (40/40 points)
Ruffle some feathers
Go on, show your support!
Go on, just a cup!
Medals Earned: 13/35 (185/465 points)
Get 3 stars at the beginning
Get 3 stars at the Park with Quimby
Get 3 stars at Jabediah Springfield
Get 3 stars at Springfield Zoo
Get 3 stars on Hockey Dad
Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern - Roof
Get 3 stars at Apu's Kwik-E-Mart
Get 3 stars against Devil Flanders
Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!
Don't kill your family members
Kill everyone in springfield
Get 3 stars on Kodo's ship
Get 3 stars at Frink's Lab
Get 3 stars at Burn's Golf Course
Get 3 stars at the Alley with Snake
Get 3 stars on Bible Blasters
Get 3 stars at the Alley with Moleman
Get 3 stars at the Sea Captain's Shop
Get 3 stars at the Pettigrew's Shop
Get 3 stars on the Bridge to Springfield
Get 3 stars on Larry the Looter
Get 3 stars at the Park with Otto
Get 3 stars at Seymour's House
Get 3 stars at the playground with Ralph
Get 3 stars at the Park with Fat Tony
Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern
Get 3 stars at The Simpsons' House
Get 3 stars inside The Simpsons' House
Get 3 stars at Smithers' Castle
Get a 3 hit combo on Todd's body
Kill Sideshow Bob
Get a highscore on the Leaderboards
Play the game 3 times in one session!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 4/17 (25/385 points)
Jump out
Kill a carrot before it explodes
Reach Floor 10
Reach Floor 20
Go to the next floor without harming any enemies
Complete a room at 10% of your max health or less
Reach Floor 30
Reach Floor 40
Reach Floor 50
Jump out 10 times in one run
Reach a Max HP of 500 or more
Beat the game in 45 minutes or less
Beat the game
Jump out and climb back up again from the bottom after killing the CEO
Kill 300 enemies in a run
Have 50.000 Fruity Bucks on you
Buy the Glock 17 9mm
Medals Earned: 5/8 (100/260 points)
Repo 100 Items
Run Up $1000 Worth of Hospital Bills
Destroy 50 Items
Destroy $10,000 Worth of Items
KO 10 People
Smash 25 Windows
Repo $100,000 Worth of Items
Complete the Game
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/325 points)
Open up the game
Die..
Survive the Blokes and Slimes
Complete the game on "chill" difficulty
Complete the game on "normal" difficulty
Complete the game on "Spicy" difficulty
Deal the last blow to the sheila boss using your fists
Don't get hit once!
Medals Earned: 20/20 (495/495 points)
collect 3 stars in "easy" level
collect 3 stars in "just level" level
collect 3 stars in "tutorial" level
collect 3 stars in "flappy bird" level
collect 3 stars in "just go" level
collect 3 stars in "upside down" level
collect 3 stars in "down to depth" level
collect 3 stars in "first run" level
collect 3 stars in "fly away" level
collect 3 stars in "follow the arrows" level
collect 3 stars in "hard level" level
collect 3 stars in "i like to fly" level
collect 3 stars in "labyrinth" level
collect 3 stars in "open air" level
collect 3 stars in "platforms" level
collect 3 stars in "tetris" level
collect 3 stars in "blood much blood" level
collect 3 stars in "christmas tree" level
collect 3 stars in "run baby run" level
collect 3 stars in "the hardest" level
Medals Earned: 11/11 (180/180 points)
You rattled the hive!
Here's a hint!
Coool!
What did he say his name was?
Hurry up, dude.
Hive go boom.
B!
B is life.